I saw the "Inconvenient Truth" by Mr.Gore in Tokyo 『不都合な真実』
2 days ago, I saw the documentary movie "Inconvenient Truth" by Al Gore with my dude Tomonster @ Roppongi hills virgin cinemas.
"The 10 hottest summer seasons in the U.S history has occurred in the past 14 years......oh my Americans...." sighs Al in the movie.
U.S produces approx.25% of all the CO2 in the world, but nevertheless they have not signed the KYOTO TREATY which restricts carbon dioxide emissions, and I must say that is a big unlaughable MONTY PYTHON joke.
I was surprised to find that Australia also hasn't joined the treaty (Do Aussies imitate the Americans more than we DO? My god...)
Well, the pic on the right was taken by my spy agent, Mr.James Pond (Mi/7) in Tokyo recently.
"Tomato" letters should be red of course, but it has changed to green because of huge pollution from energy consumption by cars....Mr.Pond reports.
Talking about cars, I think out of about 300 people that was in the movie theatre the other day, nearly half had come by CAR. But my friend Al says "Don't ride cars use public transport or bicycle or RUN"......so the joke has already began at this point.
My dad bought TOYOTA Prius last october, and it is damn good for the environment since it runs with electricity now and then, espcially on highways. I actually drove it myself, and was amazed at its silent engine, smoothness and its speed. It runs about 35Km/ Litre ( round trip on Yamanote line!)
When I told this to Tomonster, he said "Oh, my dad's gonna get it too pretty soon"
We the humans have made this planet a very dirty place, since most people in this world wants to live a "CONVENIENT LIFE", let alone Christian missionaries or sisters. I truly admire them, especially those who go and live in middle of nowhere in Africa to help the poor.
The MONKS in Japan are fat like an elephant.
They drink budweiser, they stroll around strip bars and shit and they ride on Mercedes 600 like the "Dear leader" somewhere on the north. (They don't even get TAXED by the government! It's unfair boys and girls!)
Last March, when I visited Ho Chi Minh city in Vietnam with my mom, I saw these fat monsters (about 20 of them) having a party badly drunk. They were all skinhead, so I thought they must be monks. I asked one of the girl staffs "who the damn are these sumo wrestlers?" and the cute vietnamese girl answered " They are from Miyagi prefecture, Japan, and they are here for business-intercultural purposes"
My god! Inter-cultural? Eating meat and drinking bottles of vodka though you are a bloody MONK?
Boys and girls, I ought to remind you that the MONKS in Vietnam don't eat meat, and cannot have a wife whetheras, the MONKS in Japan can have anything they want, even NINTENDO Wii.
It is truly a pity.
I'm pretty sure that Bhudda is crying somewhere above the clouds.
And I'm also sure, that there was HUGE emissions of CO2 to bring these FATTY FATTYs over to Vietnam from MIyagi on a jumbo jet, which of course results in Global Warming.
Should I call Al Gore about this? That Japanese monks are enjoying such a "CONVENIENT" life?
Arigato.
